I had no intention of watching the Netflix documentary "Harry and Meghan".

The first three episodes of which ended on 8 December.

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Though I had my sympathies for the former royal couple,

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But they were not worthy of my attention. At least, that's what I told myself.

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My resolution not to watch lasted until December 10, when I was alone in the kitchen cooking

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and was hungry for the distraction that could only be provided by two rich, attractive people,

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who bathed in ethereal light, answering softball questions

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Most of which were closed. With an on-camera interviewer and a soundtrack straight from "Downton Abbey".

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